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Monday, November 21, 2011

Around the Bend

Congratulations to the father of Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz, and Harper on capturing his first Major League Soccer Cup as his Los Angeles Galaxy team defeated the Houston Dynamo in last night’s final.

Reed celebrated Beckham’s triumph—and his kids’ cool Hollywood names—by sporting this jersey all day.

Sunday, November 20, 2011

Get a Jump On Off

He’s faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful (vocally) than a locomotive, and able to leap off not-so-tall buildings in a single bound—he’s Super Lil’ Man.

Saturday, November 19, 2011

The Puck Stops Here

So we went to this fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.

Hockey games are not what they used to be—events where the on-ice action was the main attraction (and a good place to take your future spouse on a first date)—now that promotion departments offer all sorts of incentives to get families to spend time (and money) in their arenas. The kids enjoyed getting their faces painted, playing with their friends, and “meeting” an indifferent Disney star who’d apparently been paid to sign autographs but not smile or interact with fans. Reed and Olivia occasionally glanced iceward, but I think that was to see the zamboni zoom around.

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Hair-Raising Activity

Reed does his rooster impression while strutting around the basement.

Wednesday, November 16, 2011

Out-and-About Scouts

Olivia’s Girl Scout troupe (Brownies, more precisely) helped sort brownie mixes, cereals, and other food items at a food-distribution event at a giant warehouse. The speed and efficiency with which they tackled this task bode well for when they have to sell and distribute delicious Girl Scout cookies.

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

Turns Over in New Leaves

Once Reed learned that he was allowed to wallow in the pile of leaves, his temperament switched with the briskness of the temperatures of a late afternoon fall day.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Getting in Their Last Sips

Our favorite bubble-tea shop is moving; as a result, they’re taking a two-week hiatus to set up their new location. I’ll be forthright: even with foresight, the Fortnight of Fright—as I’ve dubbed this upcoming stretch—will prove challenging for us all.

Here the gals are literally down to the last straw.

Saturday, November 12, 2011

American (Not) Idle


Adrian and Olivia cannot sit by idly—they are constantly moving and keeping themselves busy. But they can sit by Idol-y, as in auditioning for the singing competition, all while multitasking and sitting on their keisters.

Friday, November 11, 2011

Brown Bearer

Whether or not Reed will be Ivy League material one day, several of his material possessions are from the Ivy League—including this shirt from Brown University.

Thursday, November 10, 2011

By the Book(er)

Cory Booker—the esteemed and social-media connected mayor of Newark, New Jersey—has a million-plus Twitter followers, including yours truly (tweetly?). His efforts to connect with his electorate go beyond handshaking and baby-kissing. Booker garnered national attention when he grabbed a snow shovel to personally help unbury walkways and streets during last winter’s snowpocalypse. Newark’s residents would tweet where help was needed, and the mayor seemingly responded to each of their calls for assistance.

Given his penchant for going above and beyond, I jokingly tweeted about expecting Booker to personally greet my mother at Newark’s airport, where she was flying in for a visit with her sister. To my surprise and delight, he retweeted my original message, along with his response, to his legion of followers.

I’m killing this bit of wordplay here, but this was certainly one for the book(er)s.

Sunday, November 06, 2011

Next to Kin

Sister and brother, hanging out behind our local vegetarian coffeehouse.

Monday, October 31, 2011

Outstanding (and Rolling) in the Field

You can wait until the cows come home, but a calf who’s tired from a long evening of trick-or-treating is not coming home any time soon. In fact, it’s darn near impossible to physically remove him once he’s decided he’s had enough and would rather roll around in someone’s lawn than ring that homeowner’s doorbell.

Aside from the wandering cattle incident, our kids had a good time making the rounds with a ninja (Aiden) and Supergirl (Alayna), reprising the fun the foursome had the year before.