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Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Exaltin’ Pepper

The fruit—singular, mind you—of our labor: We managed to grow one measly sweet pepper in our pepper pots—plural, mind you—this summer.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Men Among Books

As a man who reveres the game of soccer, I was inclined to enjoy a book titled Soccer Men. Simon Kuper’s anthology of player profiles was equal parts voyeuristic and fantastic, and this book is a commendable follow-up to his trophy-worthy Soccernomics.

Friday, August 24, 2012

The Corn Wasn't the Only Thing That Was Sweet on This Day

Cousin Quintin paid a visit with his dad and mom—she who’s carrying a growing ear of corn in her cob—for an afternoon of fun at the children’s museum and sweet-corn festival.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Lake Eerie

Reed and I hit the road in search of adventure. We stopped at a manmade lake just north of where we live. Our region has been beaten down by the oppressive summer heat, and this area was no exception. Its shores were made craggy, water levels dangerously low, and verdancy a relic of the past. To be honest, the time we spent there was the opposite of serene and pleasant, and so the two of us quietly retreated back to our sunbaked town.

Monday, August 20, 2012

Third Is the Word

Third grade, that is. And here’s a look back at Olivia’s other first days/weeks:

Second grade

First grade

Kindergarten

Sunday, August 19, 2012

Saturday, August 18, 2012

Sub Standard

I must admit something: I’m writing this post about Submarine months after viewing it. Since I’m struggling to remember the premise of the movie, let alone a single detail of it, I’m thinking it sank toward the bottom my list of espied films for the year.

Thursday, August 16, 2012

One(s) for the Books

The book buddies are constantly turning pages together.

Monday, August 13, 2012

Pun-ditry

A wise man (Brandon) once quoted a wise man who said the following:

 “Puns are like children: you love your own, and can’t stand anyone else’s.”

John Pollack, a former speechwriter for President Clinton, has written a book on the history of puns. He’s an expert of humorous wordplay—he captured the 1995 O. Henry Pun-Off World Championships crown. He better hope that books on puns don’t follow the same logic as the quote above.

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Hold the Feline

Olivia snuggled her tiger cub of a brother before he made his way to the face painter and grasslands.

Thursday, August 09, 2012

Over the Moonrise

Four words: Directed by Wes Anderson.

Four more: Good enough for me.