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Thursday, May 15, 2014

You'll Never Walk Alone

Fanaticism starts early: Here's Reed sporting his brand-new Liverpool Football Club kit. (Olivia got hers last fall.)

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Last Game

Today marked my last day as Olivia's soccer coach. (I announced my "retirement" to the team in early spring.) After the game, our emotions churned like her legs do during one of her spirited midfield runs.

We've had ten seasons together in all—two seasons per year starting in 2009. She is the consummate coach's kid—she works hard at her game, leads by example, and keeps me in the loop.

In a game played by millions around the world, Olivia remains my favorite player to watch. She will continue to be so as I transition from the teams' sideline to the one for supporters. At least now I'll be able to cheer her on unreservedly.

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Take Wing(s)


Reed flying from chris k on Vimeo.

Reed told his teacher later that he also hoped for duck feet.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Piece(s) of work

This was a two-day, two-babysitter affair, but Reed managed to complete—with help—the his-life-size puzzle of his underwater friends.

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Make the Ice

Reed and his buddies put Kool-Aid and sugar into a pitcher not to make the break-time beverage, but to observe what happens when water is added to the mix. The preschoolers poured their sugary solution into ice trays, which they placed in the freezer. So, basically they were being Sid the Science Kid, only way cuter and far less annoying.

(Photos courtesy of Reed's pre-K teacher)

Monday, September 30, 2013

Fleece Officers

No, Reed and his buddy Bella weren't running late for school this morning. They were participants in their class's Pajamas Day. Here they are modeling their nightwear in the shadowy daylight at pickup time: 

Monday, December 31, 2012

Fifty-Fifty Shades of Hooray

This week reminded me of finals week; rather, my nightmares from the past week reminded me of those stress-and-exams-filled periods of my school years. I experienced two jolted-from-my-slumber moments of hyperventilation, the first being that I had forgotten to adequately prepare for my chemistry and Spanish exams. ¡Dios mío! The cause of such panic? Without a doubt—knowing that I had to cram in three books and ten movies during the final month of the yearlong FiftyFifty.me project.

I’m happy to report that I’ve emerged no worse for the night-terror. I crossed the finish line having made it through book number 50 last night and movie number 50 right before a New Year’s Eve dinner date. And so there’s much to celebrate: the ringing in of a new year, completing a yearlong goal, and being part of a community of dedicated readers and movie watchers.

Many thanks to Jon Yang and Lilly G. for the idea and sharing the challenge with all of us, congratulations to my mother-in-law for completing the task early in December, kudos to my daughter for being the youngest participant in the project (and who came pretty darn close to reaching the goal), and let’s-do-this-again-in-2013 wishes to my wife and sister-in-law.

Here’s the list of books and movies I completed in 2012. (I’ve bolded my favorites/recommendations.) 

Books:

1. SuperFreakonomics (Steven D. Levitt & Stephen J. Dubner)
2. Those Guys Have All the Fun: Inside the World of ESPN (James Andrew Miller & Tom Shales)
3. Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? And Other Concerns (Mindy Kaling)
4. Cinderella Ate My Daughter: Dispatches from the Front Lines of the New Girlie-Girl Culture (Peggy Orenstein)
5. The Geneva Connection (Martin Bodenham)
6. Following Ezra: What One Father Learned About Gumby, Otters, Autism, and Love from His Extraordinary Son (Tom Fields-Meyer)
7. How We Decide (Jonah Lehrer)
8. The Glamour of Grammar (Roy Peter Clark)
9. The Girls from Ames: A Story of Women and Friendship (Jeffrey Zaslow)
10. The Last Great Game: Duke vs. Kentucky and the 2.1 Seconds That Changed Basketball (Gene Wojciechowski)
11. Odd Girl Out: The Hidden Culture of Aggression in Girls (Rachel Simmons)
12. The Fortune Cookie Chronicles: Adventures in the World of Chinese Food (Jennifer 8 Lee)
13. Take the Cannoli (Sarah Vowell)
14. Some Assembly Required (Anne Lamott)
15. Hotel on the Corner of Bitter and Sweet (Jamie Ford)
16. Proust Was a Neuroscientist (Jonah Lehrer)
17. Wild: From Lost to Found on the Pacific Coast Trail (Cheryl Strayed)
18. The Last American Man (Elizabeth Gilbert)
19. The Lover's Dictionary (David Levithan)
20. Cool, Calm & Contentious (Merrill Markoe)
21. The Journal of Best Practices: A Memoir of Marriage, Asperger Syndrome, and One Man's Quest to Be a Better Husband (David Finch)
22. A Visit from the Goon Squad (Jennifer Egan)
23. Wherever I Wind Up: My Quest for Truth, Authenticity and the Perfect Knuckleball (R.A. Dickey)
24. Finding the Game: Three Years, Twenty-Five Countries, and the Search for Pickup Soccer (Gwendolyn Oxenham)
25. The Pun Also Rises (John Pollack)
26. Soccer Men (Simon Kuper)
27. People Who Eat Darkness (Richard Lloyd Parry)
28. I Know I Am, But What Are You? (Samantha Bee)
29. The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks (Rebecca Skloot)
30. In Defense of Food (Michael Pollan)
31. You Are Here (Thich Nhat Hanh)
32. Tiny Beautiful Things: Advice on Love and Life from Dear Sugar (Cheryl Strayed)
33. Drop Dead Healthy: One Man's Humble Quest for Bodily Perfection (A.J. Jacobs)
34. Gone Girl (Gillian Flynn)
35. What's the Matter with Kansas? (Thomas Frank)
36. The Devotion of Suspect X (Keigo Higashino)
37. Dream New Dream (Jai Pausch)
38. Lots of Candles, Plenty of Cake (Anna Quindlen)
39. Dark Place (Gillian Flynn)
40. Sharp Objects: A Novel (Gillian Flynn)
41. What the Dog Saw (Malcolm Gladwell)
42. Blasphemy (Sherman Alexie)
43. When You're Engulfed in Flames (David Sedaris)
44. Committed: A Skeptic Makes Peace with Marriage (Elizabeth Gilbert)
45. Salvation of a Saint (Keigo Higashino)
46. Reality is Broken: Why Games Make Us Better and How They Can Change the World (Jane McGonigal)
47. Lizz Free or Die: Essays (Lizz Winstead)
48. Mr. Penumbra's 24-Hour Bookstore (Robin Sloan)
49. Radio On: A Listener's Diary (Sarah Vowell)
50. Let's Pretend This Never Happened (Jenny Lawson)

Movies:

1. Step Brothers
2. The Best and the Brightest
3. Winged Migration
4. Beats, Rhymes & Life: The Travels of A Tribe Called Quest
5. 50/50
6. Tree of Life
7. Date Night
8. Once Brothers
9. Last Night
10. Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey
11. Trust
12. Revenge of the Electric Car
13. Rabbit Hole
14. The Descendants
15. The Pirates! Band of Misfits
16. The Vow
17. Like Crazy
18. Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted
19. La Delicatesse
20. Jeff, Who Lives at Home
21. The Artist
22. 21 Jump Street
23. Jiro Dreams of Sushi
24. Pelada
25. Moonrise Kingdom
26. Submarine
27. Friends with Kids
28. Hugo
29. 127 Hours
30. Sound of Noise
31. Helvetica
32. Source Code
33. Puss in Boots
34. The Five-Year Engagement
35. Take This Waltz
36. Ruby Sparks
37. Safety Not Guaranteed
38. Life of Pi
39. The Ides of March
40. Pan's Labyrinth
41. Your Sister's Sister
42. First Position
43. That Damn United
44. Sleepwalk with Me
45. Step Up Revolution
46. The Secret World of Arrietty
47. Rise of the Guardians
48. Pride & Prejudice
49. Shut Up Little Man! An Audio Misadventure
50. Today's Special

Sunday, September 30, 2012

Minding Their P and Q

Baby Pierre Michel—my brother and sister-in-law’s second child—entered the world this morning at 6:30. The angelic Pierre joins the adorable Quintin in brotherhood. We had the pleasure of visiting with the proud parents and cradling the newest addition this afternoon.

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Exaltin’ Pepper

The fruit—singular, mind you—of our labor: We managed to grow one measly sweet pepper in our pepper pots—plural, mind you—this summer.

Saturday, August 25, 2012

Men Among Books

As a man who reveres the game of soccer, I was inclined to enjoy a book titled “Soccer Men.” Simon Kuper’s anthology of player profiles was equal parts voyeuristic and fantastic, and this book is a commendable follow-up to his trophy-worthy “Soccernomics.”

Friday, August 24, 2012

The Corn Wasn't the Only Thing That Was Sweet on This Day

Cousin Quintin paid a visit with his dad and mom—she who’s carrying a growing ear of corn in her cob—for an afternoon of fun at the children’s museum and sweet-corn festival.

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Lake Eerie

Reed and I hit the road in search of adventure. We stopped at a manmade lake just north of where we live. Our region has been beaten down by the oppressive summer heat, and this area was no exception. Its shores were made craggy, water levels dangerously low, and verdancy a relic of the past. To be honest, the time we spent there was the opposite of serene and pleasant, and so the two of us quietly retreated back to our sunbaked town.