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Sunday, May 24, 2015

Earned Run

There are “fun runs,” and there are fun runs. Today’s would qualify as the latter. It was a family 5K that “required” its participants to consume a Krispy Kreme doughnut after completing each of the three total laps. The post-race pride was fueled by a sense of accomplishment and approximately 60 grams of original glazed carbohydrates.


Friday, May 22, 2015

Something Wicked This Way Comes

When I was in fifth grade, the end of the school year meant that we’d get to watch a bunch of movies and have extended recesses; Olivia’s class, on the other hand, enacted select scenes from Macbeth.

Wednesday, May 20, 2015

Friday, May 15, 2015

Meat and Greet

It looks like our once-herbivorous child is no longer so. Here he is constructing and consuming a multi-meat stick.