





We'd signed Olivia up for a calligraphy class at a local nonprofit organization that is committed to supporting area families who have adopted children from China. Beni first found out about the group quite randomly nearly three years ago—she’d dropped in their business during a chocolate-themed tour of downtown businesses, at which time she coughed up her e-mail address for a piece of cake.


By the last days of soccer class, the instructors are tired of instructing and the kids are tired of being instructed, and so they tied down and pulled up their bootstraps to get to work playing what’s known around the world as the Beautiful Game. Olivia got tapped for goalie duty in the first half, a role she cherished for its frequent breaks from the action, but Ronaldinho-inha did show some flairs of interestedness and skill on the other end of the field when she was forced to roam the pitch as a field player in the second half.


I never watched an episode of the now-cancelled TV show “Men in Trees,” but I do know it starred Anne Heche playing a character whose first name was the same as Olivia’s middle name.
Olivia plays herself in "Man vs. Child," a show about us trying to survive parenthood. In this episode, we find our adventure seeker up in a tree as her nervous parents try to figure out how she got up there and when she might fall. (Spoiler alert: She doesn't fall. In fact, she convinces her mother to pose with her for a picture.)
Tradition dictates that during water breaks at soccer practice, Olivia runs over to where Beni and I are sitting to playfully run one of us over—usually me—before rehydrating and heading back out to the pitch.


The ocean city of Ocean City—site of Days 10, 11, and 12 of our first vacation of the summer—was originally founded in 1879 by four Methodist ministers seeking a beach town for clean, wholesome fun. Although it no longer caters just to Methodists, Ocean City is still clean (garbage and syringes floating ashore is soooo 1989), wholesome (the town remains as dry today as the day it was incorporated), and fun (the two-plus-mile-long boardwalk is a mélange of all things tourist trap-py). We were there celebrating many things, among them my cousin Anders's graduation from high school.
We are told that an elephant never forgets, but it is us who will never forget this elephant.
Lucy the Elephant is a six-story monstrosity of wood and tin sheeting located in Margate City, New Jersey. An early example of zoomorphic architecture, the structure was built in 1882 as a way to boost tourism.
This evening, she was the main attraction bringing seven of us—me, my aunt and my cousins, my mom, Beni, and Olivia—over the bridge to Margate City for dinner and a (big) show.
And here she is getting down to the composite of her new favorite songs as performed by a local high school student at the farmers market in Warwick, New York, hometown of my aunt, uncle, and two cousins.OK are the initials of our daughter's first and last names. Reed is the name of Olivia's younger brother.