Kegler Party

Questions: In bowling, is someone who consistently misses the headpin considered a pinhead? Does someone who keeps leaving the 7-10 combo suffer from a bad case of the splits?

[Insert groans here.]

The lack of sound, most notably of laughter, is so pronounced that you could hear a pin (or several) drop. Spare me, you say, from your gutter-al remarks, and strike such inane inquiries from future posts. To that end, I’ll keep striving to perfect my game so as to avoid missing the mark so badly in the future.

I’ll push the reset button now to tell you that Olivia joined Aiden this afternoon for his birthday-bowling bash. The kids had a ball. (Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)