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Sunday, April 01, 2012

Our Sweet(s) Son

Dear Reed,

No joke—today is your third birthday. (Sorry, you’ll have to get used to those “jokes” over the course of your lifetime having been born on a day of and for fools.) Your smile warms our hearts, your laugh makes us laugh all the time, and your energy is infectious—and hard to match. Please forgive us if you develop type 2 diabetes later in life from all the sweets you had in your youth. Just remember that the slushy you had before your cake breakfast and afternoon doughnut party was a special treat for your special day—most days you only get a cake breakfast and doughnut dinner. (Kidding! See my warning about the foolishness that occurs on this day.)

Aside from the sugary treats, we got you a personalized dinosaur-themed stool to commemorate your stepping up in age.

Love,

Daddy

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