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Wednesday, February 08, 2012

Orange Man

Reed devours oranges (clementines, technically—which he calls tangers, as in tangerines) the way flamingos take to shrimp. And because a flamingo’s pinkish hue gets accentuated by its mass consumption of shrimp, we expect Reed’s skin to resemble John Boehner’s in no time.

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