Saint (Louis) Nothing New Under the Sun

Among my favorite “it’s hotter than . . .” sayings:

It’s hotter than the devil’s backside. 

It’s hotter than a firecracker lit on both ends. 

It’s hotter than it was 15 years ago—thanks to global warming. 

And I think it’s safe to now add, having tested this two years running:

It’s hotter than a visit to the Saint Louis Zoo at the end of June.