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Saturday, April 18, 2009

Napping House

Max and Reed have a contest every day to see who can sleep the most. Retired racing greyhounds (or greathounds, if you prefer, as Olivia does; or RRGs, the cumbersome initialism preferred by not a one) can sleep up to 18 hours a day; newborn babies usually spend 16 or more hours in slumberland. Here are the results of their head-to-head battle for this week:*

Monday: Max (16.5 hours); Reed (17.3)
Tuesday: Max (19.7); Reed (17.7)
Wednesday: Max (18.4); Reed (18.6)
Thursday: Max (20.3); Reed (17.7)
Friday: Max (15.5); Reed (18.1)

*Figures not subject to standards of accurate recordkeeping.

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